CraigslistWanted: Person, Homeless; non-diabetic for candy testing position.Preference given to bums from Haight Ashbury, but not if currently experiencing flashbacks.A full set of either upper and/or lower teeth advantageous, but not a deal-breaker.I mean, they are gummies, for fucks sake.Contact any moderator* for further details.*nomad bloodbath has indicated that he would absolutely _love_ to answer any pm's that had 'about gummies....' in the subject line.